January 2012
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December 2011
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RHOA RHOBH RHONJ RHONY RHOOC RHOOAC
I’m about to go for a swim after two tumblers of vodka. Half of a frozen Home Run Inn Pizza and a swim suit 2 sizes too small.  Oh an I refuse to get my hair wet. I’d make a perfect Real Housewife of ANY major city.
Dec 27th
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Dear LA Lakers
YOU CAN SUCK THE SOUR MILK FROM MY TITTIES! Love, A Chicago BULLS fan.
Dec 26th
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Listen JUST PRESS PLAY. Anybody who grew up in the...
Dec 26th
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Joe. Joes.
JoeJoe’s. Joe Joe cookies is the single leading cause of FAILURE in adults 27-38 yrs. If they’re in the room, you can’t get shit done. #IHateYouTraderJoeJoes
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My Very Best Self
Look here. Doing push ups while stoned is the best thing you can do for your body.  Plus there’s a Boy Meets World marathon on. My life is perfect. As you were.
Dec 13th
socialcaterpillar asked: my best guess was a mega ingrown hair.
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Closed Captioning For The Jive Impaired  →
This product HAS been tested on animals.
Dec 9th
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Esoterica: Roman-era Black British →
Looking like CCH Pounder. Yes, this I like. nom-chompsky: The original article referenced by youphonic’s post is unfortunately no longer available on the Times site, but several other sites reproduced the content. Analysis of Roman grave reveals that York was a multicultural society The Times February 27, 2010 (University of Reading) A computerised reconstruction of how the ‘Ivory...
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“You have a much better life if you wear impressive clothes.”
– Vivienne Westwood. Fashion icon.
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